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Plain Crash! from Moneyideas 489 days old

A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually the engine stopped and he realised that he would have to bail out ...

Best Joke Yet!!!!! from Moneyideas 502 days old

The tax office decides to audit Paddy,and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough officer in the office. The officer is not surprised when ...

Mad Dog from Moneyideas 504 days old

Villager: It was 'ere that Catherine of aragon was bitten by a mad dog. Tourist: Tudor? Villager: Yes, chewed 'er something 'orrible it did

Police from Moneyideas 507 days old

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.

A Bit Fishy from Moneyideas 509 days old

Where do shellfish go to borrow money ? To the prawn broker ! Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon ! Why did the whale cross the road ? To ...

Young Susie from Moneyideas 514 days old

Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As ...

Bad Frog Joke from Moneyideas 516 days old

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked ...

Monkey Brain from Moneyideas 517 days old

A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you ...

Dogs Life from Moneyideas 522 days old

If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. No one notices if you have hair ...

Modern Kids from Moneyideas 525 days old

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she ...