tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2009-11-10:/MokoFeed2009-11-10T04:45:44+01:00tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-07-08:/2008/07/08/plain-crash-4419491/Moneyideas2008-07-08T12:18:12+02:002008-07-08T12:18:12+02:00 <p>A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually the engine stopped and he realised that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he put on his parachute and jumped out of the door. He pulled the rip cord, his parachute opened and he floated gently down towards a clearing in the jungle. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of a large cooking pot in which the chief of the cannibals was cooking lunch. The chief cried out in astonishment, "whats this flier doing in my soup?"<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"><br> More Jokes<br> <a href="http://www.free-stuff-uk.net/free_joke_sites.html">http://www.free-stuff-uk.net/free_joke_sites.html</a></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/07/08/plain-crash-4419491/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-25:/2008/06/25/best-joke-yet-4361691/Moneyideas2008-06-25T12:06:47+02:002008-07-08T12:13:58+02:00 <p>The tax office decides to audit Paddy,and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough officer in the office. The officer is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor. The officer says, "Well sir, you have an extravagent life style and no full time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the tax dept finds that believable."</p> <p>"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Paddy."How about a demonstration?" The officer thinks for a moment and says, "Ok you're on!" Paddy says, "I'll bet you a thousand pounds that I can bite my own eye". The officer thinks for a moment and says, "No way! it's a bet" Paddy removes his glass eye and bites it. The officer's jaw drops.</p> <p>Paddy says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand pounds that I can bite my other eye" The officer can tell that Paddy isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Paddy removes his dentures and bites his good eye.</p> <p>The stunned officer now realises he has bet and lost three thousand quid, with Paddy's solicitor as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Would you like to go double or nothing?" Paddy asks.<br> "I'll bet you six thousand pounds that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that rubbish bin on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between"</p> <p>The officer, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there is no way Paddy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Paddy stands besides the desk and unzips his trousers, but although he strains like hell, he can't make the stream reach the bin on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the officer's desk. The officer leaps with joy, realising that he has just turned a major loss into a big win.</p> <p>Paddy's solicitor moans and puts his head into his hands. "Are you ok?" the officer asks.</p> <p>"Not really," says the solicitors. "This morning, when Paddy told me he had been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand pounds that he could come in here and piss all over your desk - and that you would be happy about it !!" <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><a href="http://www.free-stuff-uk.net/">http://www.free-stuff-uk.net/</a></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/25/best-joke-yet-4361691/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-23:/2008/06/23/mad-dog-4350150/Moneyideas2008-06-23T06:56:08+02:002008-06-23T06:56:08+02:00 <p>Villager: It was 'ere that Catherine of aragon was bitten by a mad dog.<br> Tourist: Tudor?<br> Villager: Yes, chewed 'er something 'orrible it did <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/23/mad-dog-4350150/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-20:/2008/06/20/police-4339855/Moneyideas2008-06-20T10:28:30+02:002008-06-20T10:28:30+02:00 <p>How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br> None. It turned itself in.<img src="/img/smilies/icon_yawn.gif" alt=":yawn:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/20/police-4339855/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-18:/2008/06/18/a-bit-fishy-4331008/Moneyideas2008-06-18T10:23:00+02:002008-06-18T10:23:00+02:00 <p>Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?<br> To the prawn broker !</p> <p>Which fish can perform operations ?<br> A Sturgeon !</p> <p>Why did the whale cross the road ?<br> To get to the other tide !</p> <p>What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?<br> A motor pike ! <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/18/a-bit-fishy-4331008/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-13:/2008/06/13/young-susie-4310054/Moneyideas2008-06-13T10:36:49+02:002008-06-13T10:36:49+02:00 <p>Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.<br> As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."<br> . . . . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T <img src="/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/13/young-susie-4310054/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-11:/2008/06/11/bad-frog-joke-4301080/Moneyideas2008-06-11T11:12:13+02:002008-06-11T11:12:13+02:00 <p>A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, 'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.<br> Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"</p> <p>The boy said, "Look, I'm a software engineer, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." <img src="/img/smilies/icon_yawn.gif" alt=":yawn:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/11/bad-frog-joke-4301080/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-10:/2008/06/10/monkey-brain-4296451/Moneyideas2008-06-10T10:48:18+02:002008-06-10T10:48:18+02:00 <p>A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."<br> "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.<br> "For a male brain, £500,000. For a female brain, £200,000," replied the vet.<br> All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"<br> "Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!". <img src="/img/smilies/graysleep.gif" alt=":zz:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/monkey-brain-4296451/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-09:/2008/06/09/rabbit-4291595/Moneyideas2008-06-09T09:58:05+02:002008-06-09T09:58:05+02:00 <p>Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?<br> A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots!</p> <p>Another?</p> <p>A man was driving along one day and he hit a rabbit. Feeling terrible he stopped and got out of the car to see if it was badly hurt. To his dismay, the rabbit was dead. Unsure what to do, the man runs to the nearest building, which happens to be a salon. He says to the hairdresser, "I've just hit and killed a rabbit in the middle of the road! What should I do?" The hairstylist thinks a moment, then says "I think I have just the thing." He grabs a few bottles from a shelf and runs out to the rabbit. Opening the bottles, he poured the contents onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit jumps up, shakes itself, looks around, then hops of. It went a few feet, then turned and waved, went a few more feet, then turned and waved again. This odd behavior continued until the rabbit was out of sight. The man looked and the Hairdresser in amazement and says, "Wow! What did you do?" "Oh," the stylist responded, " I gave it a hair revitalizing with a wave!"<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/09/rabbit-4291595/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-08:/2008/06/08/car-crash-4287391/Moneyideas2008-06-08T08:17:52+02:002008-06-08T08:17:52+02:00 <p>After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.'<br> Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one?'<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_confused.gif" alt=":-/" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/08/car-crash-4287391/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-07:/2008/06/07/crabs-4284637/Moneyideas2008-06-07T12:14:20+02:002008-06-07T12:14:20+02:00 <p>A lonely female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming towards her—but he was walking straight and not sideways!</p> <p>Impressed by his talent, she decided to marry him immediately.</p> <p>The next morning she noticed him walking sideways like any ordinary crab! She asked, "What happened? Yesterday you were able to walk straight!"</p> <p>He answered "What?! I can't get that drunk every day!" <img src="/img/smilies/icon_yawn.gif" alt=":yawn:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/07/crabs-4284637/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-07:/2008/06/07/oops-4284005/Moneyideas2008-06-07T09:10:52+02:002008-06-07T09:10:52+02:00 <p>A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. </p> <p>"What've I done, officer?" asks the rider.</p> <p>"Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ."</p> <p>"Oh, thank God for that," says the rider - "I thought I'd gone deaf!"<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/07/oops-4284005/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-06:/2008/06/06/thats-love-4280578/Moneyideas2008-06-06T13:14:02+02:002008-06-06T13:14:02+02:00 <p>Jill: You remind me of the sea.<br> Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?<br> Jill: No, because you make me sick. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/06/thats-love-4280578/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-06:/2008/06/06/pit-bull-4279749/Moneyideas2008-06-06T10:12:29+02:002008-06-11T13:23:32+02:00 <p>What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with Lassie?<br> A dog that rips your leg off and then runs for help!<img src="/img/smilies/icon_surprised.gif" alt=":o" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><a href="http://www.free-stuff-uk.net/">http://www.free-stuff-uk.net/</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/06/pit-bull-4279749/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-05:/2008/06/05/dogs-life-4275756/Moneyideas2008-06-05T11:38:29+02:002008-06-05T11:38:29+02:00 <p>If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. </p> <p>No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. </p> <p>Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. </p> <p>Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. </p> <p>No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. </p> <p>Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. </p> <p>You can spend hours just smelling stuff. </p> <p>No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. </p> <p>It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. </p> <p>Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/05/dogs-life-4275756/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-04:/2008/06/04/titanic-4271528/Moneyideas2008-06-04T13:19:47+02:002008-06-04T13:19:47+02:00 <p>What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?<br> Iceberg. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/04/titanic-4271528/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-02:/2008/06/02/cured-4258062/Moneyideas2008-06-02T12:28:08+02:002008-06-02T12:28:08+02:00 <p>Danny: My year of psychoanalysis was a complete failure!<br> Sandy: Aren't you cured?<br> Danny: That depends on what you call a cure. A year ago I was Julius Caesar, now I'm a nobody. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/02/cured-4258062/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-02:/2008/06/02/modern-kids-4256957/Moneyideas2008-06-02T07:07:49+02:002008-06-02T07:07:49+02:00 <p>A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/02/modern-kids-4256957/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-01:/2008/06/01/no-i-won-t-sleep-with-you-4254867/Moneyideas2008-06-01T16:17:49+02:002008-06-01T16:17:49+02:00 <p>A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"<br> She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.<br> After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."<br> To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean £200?"<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/01/no-i-won-t-sleep-with-you-4254867/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-06-01:/2008/06/01/closing-time-4253274/Moneyideas2008-06-01T08:09:03+02:002008-06-01T08:09:03+02:00 <p>One night after closing time a bar owner was finishing clearing up, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The bar owner is scared, but asks him what he wants.<br> The phantom hound explains, 'I've lost my tail and cannot rest until a kindly bar owner stitches it back on.'<br> 'Sorry,' said the bar owner, 'but we don't re-tail spirits at this time of night. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/06/01/closing-time-4253274/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-30:/2008/05/30/cemetery-4246472/Moneyideas2008-05-30T11:25:44+02:002008-05-30T11:25:44+02:00 <p>A man was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little tighter and kept walking. Again the voice said, "Mark! Mark!". That did it. He took off full speed and didn't stop till he was well outside the gates. As he stopped to catch his breath, the moon broke through the clouds enough so he could see what had been following him. It was a dog with a hare lip. <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/30/cemetery-4246472/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-28:/2008/05/28/car-crash-4238733/Moneyideas2008-05-28T16:18:22+02:002008-05-28T16:18:22+02:00 <p>After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.'<br> Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one? <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/28/car-crash-4238733/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-23:/2008/05/23/kids-say-funny-things-4213183/Moneyideas2008-05-23T18:51:28+02:002008-05-23T18:51:28+02:00 <p>"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.<br> "Diet."</p> <p>'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'<br> I don't think so, James, why?"<br> 'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'</p> <p>A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'<br> 'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!</p> <p>A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on you do your own home-work. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/23/kids-say-funny-things-4213183/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-23:/2008/05/23/definitions-4212149/Moneyideas2008-05-23T14:36:29+02:002008-05-23T14:36:29+02:00 <p>Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.</p> <p>Consciousness - the time between naps</p> <p>Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.</p> <p>Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.</p> <p>Justice - a decision in your favor. <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/23/definitions-4212149/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-23:/2008/05/23/driving-them-mad-4211568/Moneyideas2008-05-23T12:22:50+02:002008-05-23T12:22:50+02:00 <p>There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the driver asks.<br> "You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50mph."<br> "But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!" the driver replies.<br> "HA HA HA!" The officer laughs out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit!"<br> The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.<br> "What happened to her?" the officer asks.<br> "I don't know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of interstate 160." <img src="/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/23/driving-them-mad-4211568/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-22:/2008/05/22/blonde-4208180/Moneyideas2008-05-22T17:02:39+02:002008-05-22T17:02:39+02:00 <p>A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop.<br> About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to him shouting, "I just saw someone steal your sports car."<br> "Did you try to stop him?" asked the soccer player.<br> "No," said the blonde. "I did better than that, I got the registration number of the car!" <img src="/img/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/22/blonde-4208180/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-22:/2008/05/22/nicked-4207446/Moneyideas2008-05-22T13:49:25+02:002008-05-22T13:49:25+02:00 <p>I used to dress off the peg, but now my neighbours take in their washing at night.</p> <p>There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/22/nicked-4207446/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-22:/2008/05/22/antique-shop-4207195/Moneyideas2008-05-22T12:52:39+02:002008-05-22T12:52:39+02:00 <p>Antique Shop<br> A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."<br> "Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."<br> "Why not asked the customer?"<br> "Because that's my husband." <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/22/antique-shop-4207195/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-21:/2008/05/21/wedding-4203867/Moneyideas2008-05-21T17:28:07+02:002008-05-21T17:28:07+02:00 <p>Wedding Joke<br> A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"<br> His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."<br> The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..." <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/21/wedding-4203867/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:joke-joke.blog.co.uk,2008-05-21:/2008/05/21/man-in-bar-joke-4202865/Moneyideas2008-05-21T13:04:22+02:002008-05-21T13:04:22+02:00 <p>Man In Bar</p> <p>A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half. Finally the bartender, bursting with curiosity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?" "Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://joke-joke.blog.co.uk/2008/05/21/man-in-bar-joke-4202865/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>