Jokes

• Plain Crash! From Moneyideas in Jokes (494 days old)

  A pilot was flying over the jungle when he started having engine trouble. Eventually the engine stopped and he realised that he would have to bail out before it lost too much height and crashed. So he… more

• Best Joke Yet!!!!! From Moneyideas in Jokes (507 days old)

  The tax office decides to audit Paddy,and summons him to an appointment with the most thorough officer in the office. The officer is not surprised when Paddy shows up with his solicitor. The officer… more

• Mad Dog From Moneyideas in Jokes (509 days old)

  Villager: It was 'ere that Catherine of aragon was bitten by a mad dog. Tourist: Tudor? Villager: Yes, chewed 'er something 'orrible it did :wave:… more

• Police From Moneyideas in Jokes (512 days old)

  How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.:yawn:… more

• A Bit Fishy From Moneyideas in Jokes (514 days old)

  Where do shellfish go to borrow money ? To the prawn broker ! Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon ! Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide ! What fish go… more

• Young Susie From Moneyideas in Jokes (519 days old)

  Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Susie called after … more

• Bad Frog Joke From Moneyideas in Jokes (521 days old)

  A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spok… more

• Monkey Brain From Moneyideas in Jokes (522 days old)

  A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves." "Well, ho… more

• Rabbit From Moneyideas in Jokes (523 days old)

  Q: Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? A: Because he heard it was 18 carrots! Another? A man was driving along one day and he hit a rabbit. Feeling terrible he stopped and got out of the … more

• Car Crash From Moneyideas in Jokes (524 days old)

  After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.' Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I … more

• Crabs From Moneyideas in Jokes (525 days old)

  A lonely female crab was walking down the beach one evening when she noticed a male crab coming towards her—but he was walking straight and not sideways! Impressed by his talent, she decided to mar… more

• OOPS From Moneyideas in Jokes (525 days old)

  A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. "What've I done, officer?" asks the rider. "Perhaps you didn't notice sir, but your wife fell off your bike half a mile back . . ." "Oh, thank God … more

• Thats Love From Moneyideas in Jokes (526 days old)

  Jill: You remind me of the sea. Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic? Jill: No, because you make me sick. :oops:… more

• Pit Bull From Moneyideas in Jokes (526 days old)

  What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with Lassie? A dog that rips your leg off and then runs for help!:o http://www.free-stuff-uk.net/… more

• Dogs Life From Moneyideas in Jokes (527 days old)

  If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. Pe… more

• Titanic From Moneyideas in Jokes (528 days old)

  What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceberg. :>>… more

• Cured From Moneyideas in Jokes (530 days old)

  Danny: My year of psychoanalysis was a complete failure! Sandy: Aren't you cured? Danny: That depends on what you call a cure. A year ago I was Julius Caesar, now I'm a nobody. :crazy:… more

• Modern Kids From Moneyideas in Jokes (530 days old)

  A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened wi… more

• No, I won't sleep with you ! From Moneyideas in Jokes (530 days old)

  A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chat… more

• Closing Time From Moneyideas in Jokes (531 days old)

  One night after closing time a bar owner was finishing clearing up, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The bar owner is scared, but asks him what he wants. The phantom hound explains,… more

• Cemetery From Moneyideas in Jokes (533 days old)

  A man was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery, he heard a voice say, "Mark! Mark!". Pretending not to let it bother him, he pulled his coat a little … more

• Car Crash From Moneyideas in Jokes (534 days old)

  After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.' Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I … more

• Kids Say Funny Things From Moneyideas in Jokes (539 days old)

  "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet." 'Grandad, do you know how to croak?' I don't think so, James, why?" 'Because Dad says h… more

• Definitions From Moneyideas in Jokes (539 days old)

  Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did. Consciousness - the time between naps Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers. Court of law - the… more

• Driving Them Mad From Moneyideas in Jokes (540 days old)

  There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the driver asks. "You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is… more

• Blonde From Moneyideas in Jokes (540 days old)

  A famous soccer player parked his brand new porsche outside a gift store and went inside to shop. About ten minutes later a blonde salesgirl ran up to him shouting, "I just saw someone steal your sp… more

• Nicked!!! From Moneyideas in Jokes (541 days old)

  I used to dress off the peg, but now my neighbours take in their washing at night. There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey. :wave: … more

• Antique Shop From Moneyideas in Jokes (541 days old)

  Antique Shop A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it." "Sorry," replied … more

• Wedding From Moneyideas in Jokes (541 days old)

  Wedding Joke A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of… more

• Man In Bar Joke From Moneyideas in Jokes (542 days old)

  Man In Bar A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket a… more

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