"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, James, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!
A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on you do your own home-work. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.
